A friend of mine is in his first year of residency at the local hospital, which means he's as low on the professional totem poll as he can get. That's why when I called him the other night, he was looking at the tail end of a 9-9 shift...not 9AM-9PM, mind you...9 AM to 9 AM (the next day). Can you believe it? Maybe it's not such a stretch of the imagination if you're a health care practitioner, but to the rest of us it sounds like insanity.
Apparently, over-worked doctors are commonplace around the world. It's a problem we share with the Australians, where doctors' sleep deprivation is a contributing factor in some patient deaths. In an attempt to curb the problem, health officials of Queensland, the fastest growing state in Australia, went on record advising local doctors to drink coffee. That's when the java hit the fan.
The controversial fatigue management strategy, released earlier this week, advised medical practitioners to ingest 400mg of caffeine to stave off sleep. Imagine your boss telling you to drink six cups of coffee to stay awake on the job! The published document went so far as to compare coffee to psychoactive drugs, such as Modafinil, stating that a cup of Joe was preferable since it's inexpensive and readily available.
Let's be honest, we're all latte lovers here. An espresso can certainly help you focus and remain alert, but I wouldn't put anyone's life on it. To doctors everywhere, I say enjoy your java in leisure. Don't abuse it in desperation.
Tho
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